Roadway Observations (And Responses!)

So many stupid things happen on the roads around here.  These are some of my observations, reactions, and suggestions:
Your car may be more KD then I make in a lifetime, but your stereo sounds like crap.  Turn it down.  Mine sounds 500% better. (It’s stock, but its Bose.  Sounds nice.)
My lights are brighter than yours.  [...]